lol, werehog by MaRaMa-TSG

"The term 'werewolf' is a contraction of the Anglo-Saxon word 'were', which means man, and wolf. Werewolf, man-wolf." ~ Professor Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

Let's see...
Puberty changes in males according to Wikipedia...

* Testicular size, function, and fertility

Rather not know...

* Pubic hair

Oh definitively... Check

* Body and facial hair

and lots of it. Check

* Voice change

He growls and howls, Check.

* Male musculature and body shape

Oh yes, Check

* Body odor and acne

I bet he smells rather lovely when wet. Check

So...
YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, HOG!

Been wanting to get that joke out of my system for a while.
Seems I can only draw in the very early hours of the morning when I can't sleep, then I wake up in the afternoon... ._.

Here's the reason I will call him Wolfhog instead. Also, I haven't drawn Eggman in quite a while so he might look funny.

SilverFan456 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015 New Deviant

You can't blame SEGA. They didn't know German. (By the way, does anyone know what would be the appropriate term?)

MaRaMa-TSG Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015 Hobbyist General Artist

I think the term "werewolf" is a world-wide known word. I use "Wolfhog" but even then, hog is a pig and hedgehog too long to use fully. Maybe Wolfhedgehog. Or if you want to be extremely technical and literal then Wolferinaceinae, Erinaceinae being the hedgehog's scientific name.

SilverFan456 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015 New Deviant

Thanks!

LightningSpark12 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2015 Professional Digital Artist

HOW ABOUT "HEDGEWOLF"

SilverFan456 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015 New Deviant

Sure! That's way less complicated.

Yesterday-Torrey Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014 Student Digital Artist

yeah thats true xD

MsAdminLady Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

lol

FunnelVortex Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

Now I know what Eggman meant when he said "Sonic, that's a good look for you, festive!"

scottishunicorn Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013 Hobbyist Artist

Its actually manpig

FunnelVortex Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

Manbearpig

scottishunicorn Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013 Hobbyist Artist

Lol hahaha that's a good one

MaRaMa-TSG Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

That too, but then I was stretching the joke too far and I liked the whole puberty thing better. XD

scottishunicorn Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013 Hobbyist Artist

lol i agree, he does need to become a man anyway. love it though. sega should have thought about it though when they made the game lol.

NayuSiminova Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

What the freak! Oh well, welcome to manhood Sonic! Hope you like it! Get ready for the chicks!
Thats if you can grab any while being a wet hog!

sonicthehedgiefan Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2012

shut up eggman -_-

MaRaMa-TSG Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Why? For all of Sonic's teasing back he should get in a jibe every now and then. XD
Plus it's true.

sonicthehedgiefan Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012

i guess that's true -3-

red-ysetgo Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

This is amazing. xDDD I laughed so hard at this.

Exodvs Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012 Hobbyist Filmographer

How about call him an igilwolf?

Exodvs Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012 Hobbyist Filmographer

Igil is the Anglo-Saxon word for hedgehog.

MaRaMa-TSG Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Why Igil?

Exodvs Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012 Hobbyist Filmographer

Wer was more of sexual term. Man was a more of a special term. Thus, since Sonic was conceived, he was, technically, a werehog.

sheyennethewerehog15 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012

I love sonic and all... but this was halarious!!!!!!! Made my day!!!!

MaRaMa-TSG Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

I love Sonic too and Unleashed is one of my favorite games. But I can still make fun of the stupid stuff. I actually had a list of jokes from that game, dunno where it is though. Things like Amy's horrible eyesight because she's always confusing every hedgehog with Sonic except the real one. Or where Sonic puts the huge CD collection of tracks towns people gift him.

sheyennethewerehog15 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2012

Maybe...Amy DOES has horrible eyesight.. AND is color blind too!!

Zero614 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

haha epic

HeartbeatsnSteths91 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012

He does have quite a masculine shape, doesn't he?

:flirt:

DJSALTINE Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

Well, he DID grow hair in different places...

N-i-n-e-n-d-0 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012

I HATED Unleashed I am only Favorited it because the joke was major LOLs.

MaRaMa-TSG Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Well, I liked the gameplay. But I also liked making fun of it. I actually had a list of things to make fun of but never got around to drawing them and I've no idea where that list is. I've remembered some by playing the Xbox version I got(had Wii first) but my art muse's not what it used to be.

N-i-n-e-n-d-0 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012

Eh I hated it the Day Stages were mostly Boost teh win in A straight line while to me Werehog was stupid from the start but I ended up enjoying the Day Stages alot more in Generations with the exception of Modern Green Hill.

Art-in-heart4va Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012 Student

Mistywriter Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012 Student General Artist

Our little Sonic is all grown up *sniff**sniff*

HanakoFairhall Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012

hehe, Owned, Sonic, owned.

ClearFog Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

LOL! Eggmans a troll

4ATOMIC4 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011

Good drawing.

red-ysetgo Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011 Hobbyist Digital Artist

LOL

This is one of the best Werehog jokes I've seen yet. (I loved Unleashed though)

MaRaMa-TSG Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011 Hobbyist General Artist

Oh so did I. But it just had so many things to poke fun at. I remember making a list but never got to make anymore. I had been playing it again so maybe I'll remember what those were.

red-ysetgo Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011 Hobbyist Digital Artist

GaomonXX Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

it should have been Sonic the Werewolfhog

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Sonic the Werehog, Sonic the Werehog

MaRaMa-TSG Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011 Hobbyist General Artist

No, the word "were" should not be in the name at all. Were means man, as in male human, and he's not a human. It should have been Wolfhog, or maybe even Hedgewolf since 'hog' on it's own means pig.